lesbian-in-brighton:

So if you’re in a heterosexual relationship, who gives the girl the orgasm?

(via three3littlebirds)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via imgonnamakeachange)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via howprecioustheflight)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via heatherskelter3)

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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(via d0nn0)

"Before you can live a part of you has to die. You have to let go of what could have been, how you should have acted and what you wish you would have said differently. You have to accept that you can’t change the past experiences, opinions of others at that moment in time or outcomes from their choices or yours. When you finally recognize that truth then you will understand the true meaning of forgiveness of yourself and others. From this point you will finally be free."
- Shannon L. Alder (via kushandwizdom)

(via strivingforaperfectfit)

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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(via d0nn0)

"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."
- (via itssbarbiie)

(Source: psych-facts, via usinglits)